holocaustbloopers:

“what’s your zodiac sign?”

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alexandot:

tumblr is glitching and this is my whole dash

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jigglypuffsvevo:

me: tries my darndest

me: isn’t worth a darn

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ambermayvlog:

0-800-go-fuck-yourself:

when something’s kinda rad, but not too rad

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I fucking hate this website 

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tinas-belcher:

me: oh yeah 2007, three years ago?
someone: …10 years ago
my brain

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sideraclara:

do u ever feel like ur pulling an academic icarus flying too close to your deadlines on wings of deeply flawed time management

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smallyetbeautiful:

Why are women expected to dilute and tone down their personalities to be more appealing to men. Men are never told that they might struggle to get married because they are ‘too much’. They are never too opinionated, too confident, too educated, too passionate, too strong willed… it’s always women who must chip away at their selves to become more soft and easy to stomach and pliable.

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bpdgoner:

me: wow i actually don’t feel so bad maybe i’m getting better!

me 2 minutes later:

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fvace:

flock:

what’s your least favorite sign and why?

a stop sign, i gotta go places

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gothicprep:

no offense but I’ve never gotten over anything that’s happened to me in my life

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  • murderer: (via text) im going to kill you
  • me: (a week later) omg im so sorry... i saw this when i was in the middle of doing something else and then just completely forgot about it
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